Now You Can Buy A Bulletproof Blanket Specifically Made For Kids To Use During School Shootings
It’s come to this. We’ve now had so many mass shootings that entrepreneurs see space in the market for a bulletproof blanket, made specifically to shield small children from gunfire.
The Bodyguard Blanket, made by a company called ProTecht, is a bulletproof 5/16-inch pad, made from the same materials used by our military, except it’s for kids. They even come in different sizes.
If mass shootings weren’t such an integrated part of our culture, you’d think this was an SNL skit or an Onion article. Kids are being gunned down in their 1st grade classrooms, but what can we do? No we’re not talking about gun laws, just arm your children with these bulletproof shields, you’ll sleep easier at night.
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U.S. Marshals Seize Cops’ Spying Records to Keep Them From the ACLU
1. use a simple NDA to annul the US constitution:
(…) Recently, the Tallahassee police department revealed it had used stingrays (Note: IMSI catcher, a cellphone spying device) at least 200 times since 2010 without telling any judge because the device’s manufacturer made the police department sign a non-disclosure agreement that police claim prevented them from disclosing use of the device to the courts. (…)
2. and then a proven method from the wild wild west to disguise it:
(…) In the Sarasota case, the U.S. Marshals Service claimed it owned the records Sarasota police offered to the ACLU because it had deputized the detective in the case, making all documentation in the case federal property. Before the ACLU could view the documents Sarasota had put aside for them, the agency dispatched a marshal from its office in Tampa to seize the records and move them to an undisclosed location.(…)
Done.
(Picture CC from Jason Tester Guerrilla Futures)
