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According to Ryan Block, who tried to cancel his contract with Comcast, the recording starts almost 10 minutes into the call. It’s an awesome example, when reality becomes better than comedy:

(Picture CC Katy Warner)

Neuer Tab

Julian —  9. July 2014 — 2 Comments


(Picture © Sampics)


Coaches from the Semi Final in 8 Bit

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Recruiting Fail

Julian —  26. June 2014 — 2 Comments





Now You Can Buy A Bulletproof Blanket Specifically Made For Kids To Use During School Shootings

It’s come to this. We’ve now had so many mass shootings that entrepreneurs see space in the market for a bulletproof blanket, made specifically to shield small children from gunfire.
The Bodyguard Blanket, made by a company called ProTecht, is a bulletproof 5/16-inch pad, made from the same materials used by our military, except it’s for kids. They even come in different sizes.

If mass shootings weren’t such an integrated part of our culture, you’d think this was an SNL skit or an Onion article. Kids are being gunned down in their 1st grade classrooms, but what can we do? No we’re not talking about gun laws, just arm your children with these bulletproof shields, you’ll sleep easier at night.


I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.

Julian —  10. June 2014 — 1 Comment


I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.

(…) When people need to kick back, have fun, and party, I will be there, unlike your pathetic fonts. While Gotham is at the science fair, I’m banging the prom queen behind the woodshop. While Avenir is practicing the clarinet, I’m shredding “Reign In Blood” on my double-necked Stratocaster. While Univers is refilling his allergy prescriptions, I’m racing my tricked-out, nitrous-laden Honda Civic against Tokyo gangsters who’ll kill me if I don’t cross the finish line first. I am a sans serif Superman and my only kryptonite is pretentious buzzkills like you. (…)

 (Picture CC from Cory Doctorow)